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Okay so, the Pope has the Pope Mobile, it is bullet proof in case god favors to protect him I guess, who knows maybe god might get angry over the "B-Movie" cheap costume attire some of those in his entourage wear? I would. Anyways, many important people have specialty cars to parade around in. Actually there is a Golf Cart One and it is at Camp David no doubt, quite a fitting place for a Presidential Golf Cart.

Since, Obama spends so much time on the golf course, Golf Cart One must be fully outfitted as a mobile command center with situation room level sophistication, but that's hardly all. In fact, and rumor has it (a rumor I just now created) – the cart has some rather intriguing features:

Bullet Proof
Run Flat Tires
Air Conditioning
Night Vision HUD
Dual Teleprompters
Solar Panels on the Roof
War Planning Plat Panel Display
Secured Satellite Communication
Fully Blown Corvette Engine by Calloway
Hybrid System with Regenerative Braking

In case, he's interviewed he must know what to say and have a speech ready, luckily his teleprompter is always on standby for just the right quote, quip, sound bite, one-liner, or innuendo. For instance, Mr. President, Sir, how do you feel about the comments made by the Iranian Supreme Leader about your Presidential dog "Bo"?

"Well, I am deeply troubled indeed, as Bo is a trusty and loyal Portuguese Water Dog [who fetches his golf balls when he hits them into the pond] – further PETA is not going to appreciate those comments by the Supreme Leader of Iran , so he's barking up the wrong tree. "

You see how important it is to have all the words ready for any sort of question, also the teleprompter is always in range via secured Wi-Fi to a Watson-like IBM super computer to look up and scour all the social media and world's knowledge and the AI ​​computer system give percentages of what the TV viewers at home might want to hear. The Golf Cart also has a direct satellite link to the Pentagon at all times. This is how President Obama is able to run the country so well and still spend so much time playing golf with the top 1% corporate jet crowd.

Interestingly enough, Camp David now has an all-electric micro-UAV helicopter (UAV One) drone which delivers sandwiches out to whatever hole President Obama is playing on using a special GPS system, cell tower triangulation to his secret service enabled smart phone with a full Google Earth monitor for precise location delivery.

Lastly, the reason Obama is such a good golfer is because as soon as he hits the ball he runs back to the golf cart's interlinked iPad on the steering wheel, and he steers the ball into the hole using special sensors inside the golf ball (specifically developed in a project with DARPA, MIT and Carnegie Mellon Robotics) to keep it rolling after it lands to it's intended destination.

Why does he have this feature, well, again as "rumor" has it, he accidently hit a duck in one of the ponds, and a covert paparazzi got a video of that using an FAA unlicensed micro-air vehicle, and put the video on YouTube, but luckily thanks to Internet Censorship features, they took down the site before it went viral, and removed the video before PETA a big group supporting Obama could see it.

Well, that's it for now. But, would you please answer a question for me; how do these rumors get started anyway?

Cite:

1-Fox News Segment; "President Obama's Only Ride He Actually Drives: Golf Cart One," by Kimberly Schwandt, September 7, 2011.

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Source by Lance Winslow

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